Ordered these last night. Can’t wait to get them in the post. Buying them to try out walking in them. If it is easy enough then I will take the plunge and buy the expensive spike studded Jeffrey Campbell versions :D

Ordered these last night. Can’t wait to get them in the post. Buying them to try out walking in them. If it is easy enough then I will take the plunge and buy the expensive spike studded Jeffrey Campbell versions :D

I keep forgetting I own certain items of clothing. Like this top. I bought it last year and wore it once. So this top is getting a night out to the pub tomorrow :)26th April, 2012

I keep forgetting I own certain items of clothing. Like this top. I bought it last year and wore it once. So this top is getting a night out to the pub tomorrow :)

26th April, 2012

Drinking my coffee out of a mug with Shakespeare’s face on it because I’m a sophisticated cunt, whilst David Bowie poses behind me

Drinking my coffee out of a mug with Shakespeare’s face on it because I’m a sophisticated cunt, whilst David Bowie poses behind me

Me and my brother are such messes. Intoxicated, emotional fuck ups. We are sort of sibling soul mates in that way I guess 24th April, 2012

Me and my brother are such messes. Intoxicated, emotional fuck ups. We are sort of sibling soul mates in that way I guess

24th April, 2012

Dancing around with my rabbit mask on. it smells funny in there. Almost as revolting as the smell of Lavender but not really.

Dancing around with my rabbit mask on. it smells funny in there. Almost as revolting as the smell of Lavender but not really.

It’s my birthday. The big 2 1 for me :/ *does little dance*

Wandering through the supermarket with my bag of antibiotics in one hand and my bottle of absinthe in the other because I’m hardcore like that XD

I have a mouse who lives in a jar filled with vodka. A year on the vodka is yellow and the mouse occasionally loses hair but he is still in one piece. He was a birthday present last year from a friend. We call him ‘Vodka Mouse’ :) I love vodka mouse.

I have a mouse who lives in a jar filled with vodka. A year on the vodka is yellow and the mouse occasionally loses hair but he is still in one piece. He was a birthday present last year from a friend. We call him ‘Vodka Mouse’ :) I love vodka mouse.

I want to know what month of the year or what season it will be when I eventually die. Will it be raining? Will it be me colliding with the bonnet of a car or slipping away in my sleep? Will I get to see my daughter’s 5th, 13th and 30th birthdays? Will me or my mother die first? I have so many questions I want to have answered.

Me and Miss dollface

Me and Miss dollface

My work place after the drunks left who come in after the pubs close for their bedtime snack. It is usually far worse with pink milkshake everywhere. One time a girl got hit in the face with a cheeseburger by another drunk girl.

My work place after the drunks left who come in after the pubs close for their bedtime snack. It is usually far worse with pink milkshake everywhere. One time a girl got hit in the face with a cheeseburger by another drunk girl.

Going to hopefully win the lottery one day. and with the money take my brother and me away from here and see the world together

childishmonster:

I am in love with my new leggings :)
23rd March, 2012



People keep commenting on my dog in this picture. Was going to cut her out of the pic. But I didn’t because all she was doing was turning around to run over to me. I don’t even think it looks like anything else. Oh dear and oh well.

childishmonster:

I am in love with my new leggings :)

23rd March, 2012

People keep commenting on my dog in this picture. Was going to cut her out of the pic. But I didn’t because all she was doing was turning around to run over to me. I don’t even think it looks like anything else. Oh dear and oh well.

A few months ago I bought a large, old, creepy warddrobe. Today I finally put in my bedroom. People keep asking me why I have an old warddrobe sitting completely empty in my bedroom and what is it for? (I already have a warddrobe for clothes). I just reply ‘It’s a secret’. Creeping out all those who ask :)

I’m going to Tokyo, Japan in September 2012. Flights are booked! I’m so excited aaaahhhhhh!!!!!