Me the other night was found to be using alcopops as mixers for Goldschlager and grabbing my friend Charlotte alot. Fun times were had
Just saw my name in the ‘Art department’ list on the left hand side of this website http://serialkillercalendar.com/. I remember I sent them art years ago but they never used it. So why am I listed as being in their art department? LOL
When I’m not painting and earning from that I am working in Mcdonalds. But I am such a fuck up in drive thru. When I have the headset on and am taking orders through the speaker, you are meant to greet the customer by saying ‘Welcome to Mcdonalds, may I take your order?’. I kept saying ‘Welcome to Mcnonals’ by accident. The more I did this, the more I panicked and giggled and fucked up more. And then a car came up and I say ‘Welcome to today! I MEAN MCDONALDS’ I must of confused so many people.
I have this badness in me. it is like fucking tar under my skin. Oozing trying to make contact with my blood stream.
I’m a childish monster, a mixture of innocence and arsenic. Try to get too close to that smile and I will eat you alive.
This is my shopping of last week, I’m still waiting for it all to arrive from America in the post. There is a 2 month wait to get the spiked Jeffrey Campbell’s though. So I wont get to wear them until the end of June/beginning of July. Can’t wait to get my pretties ^^
This is one of the photos I sent to an artist who requested a photo to paint for his series of works of people who have body modifications. My mother took the photo for me :) I am looking forward to seeing the finished result!
It is shocking how people can treat you because of a subject of money. I don’t mind my family asking me for cash But more and more I find ‘friends’ just asking for money and treating me like I’m selfish when I don’t give it. They have no shame. Especially ones who have never worked a day in their life through choice. Maybe once they have had to stay stood for 8 hours in a freezing drive through booth with no heat source in the middle of winter taking orders from drunk dickheads at 3 in the morning, maybe once they’ve experienced doing that 4 days a week I will be more giving. But if they sit on their asses all day being pampered by their parents and never have had to be responsible and call me selfish for not buying them stuff they can go fuck themselves.
Rant over :)
My new shoes are getting to go out and play tonight :) heeless shoes are shockingly comfortable compared to my usual heels!
Went to a nightclub sober last night. My friend was incredibly drunk. I was having a pretty awful time. Then as girls do, we went to the bathroom together. The usual routine of one girl stood at the door looking at the ceiling whilst the other uses the toilet. So I’m staring at the ceiling as she is getting up to stand but loses her balance. Her face lands in my boobs and she is sort of stuck there trying to get her skirt down properly pinning me to the door via her face planted on my boobs probably losing oxygen. It didn’t know what to do so I sort of patted her head. I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in my life. Got to love the experiences you share with your friends XD.
My family always have cats. Usually between 2 and 4 ones at any point. Now the ones I own get run over by cars. Every single one got killed on the road. Everybody else’s cats in the family? Yeah they die of old age. So I stopped having cats because I decided I was an unlucky owner. But now I’m going to buy a cat teddy. and it will outlive all of the family cats. damn right.
